tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post3390114255167659382..comments2024-01-29T20:24:31.088-08:00Comments on GOD MODE: Win An Exclusive Piece of Signed ArtATLUShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01349864876558151391noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-10125816575618048822013-03-02T19:49:54.098-08:002013-03-02T19:49:54.098-08:00The spirit guide is one sexy sucker
Much hotter th...The spirit guide is one sexy sucker<br />Much hotter than a one eyed trucker<br />His voice makes me moist<br />When he speaks i rejoice<br />For that art I would kneel down and puckerLennyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12765220789438765454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-24704888548111476182013-03-02T10:11:02.669-08:002013-03-02T10:11:02.669-08:00So ATLUS is making a game
Which is sure to bring m...So ATLUS is making a game<br />Which is sure to bring me some pain<br />They're all hard as hell,<br />And soon, I can tell,<br />ATLUS will laugh at my pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-85678174016151565812013-02-28T19:21:19.376-08:002013-02-28T19:21:19.376-08:00Death's Grasp isn't enough to deafen her w...Death's Grasp isn't enough to deafen her whine.<br />I slit her throat and buried her in pieces.<br />That is my crime.<br />The Thread, it seems, instilled me with purpose.<br />I find my hand on corpses dismembered,<br />quartered and cathetered,<br />and flattened into a sexy cream.<br />I am the Harbinger that ended her scream.<br />The scream that soundtracks the animated flesh<br />of my rotting four man team.<br />Luke Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07432907518229200113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-37678485112332527472013-02-28T19:19:30.114-08:002013-02-28T19:19:30.114-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Luke Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07432907518229200113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-80493749812132588492013-02-28T16:57:43.665-08:002013-02-28T16:57:43.665-08:00Good god what a meddling twit
That officious and t...Good god what a meddling twit<br />That officious and tiresome Brit <br />With his voice all falsetto<br />And his jokes oh so ghetto <br />Maybe Old School can force him to quit?<br /><br />There once was a sorry voice actor<br />Who got cut on round one of X Factor<br />He got a job in a game<br />And he was oh so so lame<br />But not quite as bad as Mike Pachter<br /><br />Do you think the spirit guide is gay?<br />Or is he just unsure of his way?<br />He claims "well endowed"<br />And boy is he proud<br />But what matter if he can't get a lay?<br /><br />The spirit guide mocks us a fool<br />And brags of the size of his tool<br />But if truth be told<br />I'm really not sold<br />As methinks he ain't hung like a mule<br /><br />Oh let me tell you an ode<br />Of the spirit guide from the game god mode<br />He talks like a horse<br />And claims to be of higher force <br />But he's really no more than a toad<br /><br />That spirit guide claims the big weenie<br />And derides us like a haggard brit meanie<br />He guides us through hades <br />and spends no time with the ladies<br />because he actually is really quite teenie<br /><br />The spirit guide likes to bend over<br />and play hide the bone with his doggy rover<br />he's never had a wife<br />and leads quite a dull life<br />and has less luck than a one leaf cloverSpirit Guide Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15299218112955234763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-17717967230717642282013-02-28T12:21:53.597-08:002013-02-28T12:21:53.597-08:00Once upon a wild death ride
came dreary news quipp...Once upon a wild death ride<br />came dreary news quipped from my spirit guide<br /> purgatory had found me<br /> you must survive harkened he<br />or thy shall fall to Hades' pridecdbd3https://www.blogger.com/profile/05417678215846294100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-19579519910584272222013-02-28T10:51:13.984-08:002013-02-28T10:51:13.984-08:00Here's a mortal, hung like a god
Who lived lif...Here's a mortal, hung like a god<br />Who lived life with his pants not on.<br />The Hoplites said "Don't trip!"<br />He ran despite of it,<br />And fell before the pantheon.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16024767449881031285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-79956409284269646972013-02-28T10:46:19.338-08:002013-02-28T10:46:19.338-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16024767449881031285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-16582261949673896522013-02-28T08:38:33.720-08:002013-02-28T08:38:33.720-08:00The words fail to show,
The majesty as we know it,...The words fail to show,<br />The majesty as we know it,<br />His greatness and clout,<br />Ensure without doubt,<br />They really should have sent a poet.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785085967758633935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-24539968429202091412013-02-28T07:21:08.986-08:002013-02-28T07:21:08.986-08:00Hades has cast my lot out,
As I fell, I started to...Hades has cast my lot out,<br />As I fell, I started to shout,<br />"With weapons in hand,<br />I'll tear down this land!"<br />You'll soon learn what pain is about.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865585997751574166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-68924578350097784262013-02-28T05:34:40.082-08:002013-02-28T05:34:40.082-08:00The Great Elder Lords' dilemma
Lost Relics thr...The Great Elder Lords' dilemma<br />Lost Relics through the miasma<br />A jerk with a plan<br />Could use their grubby hand<br />Blood of the innocent, holla!Ridersmasherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12095811431299622421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-18662464631594976282013-02-28T02:09:28.697-08:002013-02-28T02:09:28.697-08:00On my controller I stub my thumbs,
as another dum...On my controller I stub my thumbs, <br />as another dumb game this way comes<br /><br />But wait! It's not just some old load.<br />Atlus has brought me God Mode!<br /><br />Now in the depths of Hell I kill.<br />My, this game is such a thrill.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05018143974390808121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-4775459672956809372013-02-27T23:24:36.076-08:002013-02-27T23:24:36.076-08:00Once, there was a warrior so strong.
He had a body...Once, there was a warrior so strong.<br />He had a body that could do no wrong.<br />But along came a shock!<br />He no longer could walk!<br />Split in half by a certain ghoul's... erm. Weapon.<br /><br />(Sorry, saw a typo and it bugged me, had to correct!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181452486018723343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-75006242010189320742013-02-27T23:23:13.857-08:002013-02-27T23:23:13.857-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181452486018723343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-63028571064128019902013-02-27T22:34:03.437-08:002013-02-27T22:34:03.437-08:00There was once a boy named Dick
Who freaked at the...There was once a boy named Dick<br />Who freaked at the site of a cliff<br />When he went to the shore<br />his mommy did ignore<br />so now he is no more<br />rb109972https://www.blogger.com/profile/17346118533187992088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-64538654307269000892013-02-27T21:26:00.957-08:002013-02-27T21:26:00.957-08:00There once was a Game Company
Who Filled all their...There once was a Game Company<br />Who Filled all their players with glee<br />They released the game GodMode <br />An astounding piece of game code<br />And now we can kill with glee!The Other Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07891951852257374979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-84159588251248678752013-02-27T20:49:31.728-08:002013-02-27T20:49:31.728-08:00The fools tried to beat me,
A simple game of words...The fools tried to beat me,<br />A simple game of words-all they see, <br />They attempted to win,<br />I managed to grin,<br />I rhyme backed by a Bachelors Degree. KingVetohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01277048582655034176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-9170903910493587982013-02-27T20:48:20.732-08:002013-02-27T20:48:20.732-08:00There once was a man named Bony
But the name was r...There once was a man named Bony<br />But the name was rather phony<br />Instead of erect<br />There was hardly a speck<br />No wonder his weekends were lonely<br />Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09557988123216784926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-33780335765457590312013-02-27T19:42:29.502-08:002013-02-27T19:42:29.502-08:00By Hades hand did I die
Cast down from my home in ...By Hades hand did I die<br />Cast down from my home in the sky<br />But with guns a blazin'<br />And my codpiece amazin'<br />Like little bitches they'll cryTempest5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/06320417721951179587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-61483541452024008422013-02-27T19:31:32.047-08:002013-02-27T19:31:32.047-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Philby the Greathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14593474648175636742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-71997439635043436042013-02-27T19:27:35.653-08:002013-02-27T19:27:35.653-08:00Standing on the edge of a cliff,
A man stood there...Standing on the edge of a cliff,<br />A man stood there still and stiff.<br />Reflecting on the past,<br />trying to make it last,<br />Wondering now, who will make the next biff.Zezzlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14329165074160126896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-54193965486800048482013-02-27T19:23:01.877-08:002013-02-27T19:23:01.877-08:00there once was a nerd with a boner
who felt it was...there once was a nerd with a boner<br />who felt it was too much a loner<br />grabbed some peanut butter<br />a stray dog from the gutter<br />he's now a quite cheerful pet ownerAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02280353810594836333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-33675752750630314632013-02-27T19:04:25.345-08:002013-02-27T19:04:25.345-08:00I once met a buxom cadaver
Like Hades I thought I ...I once met a buxom cadaver<br />Like Hades I thought I should fuck 'er<br />But the filthy bitch<br />Was a rotten witch<br />Hades now plays cadaver soccerAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06199125687907138799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-55347319649884943012013-02-27T19:02:30.291-08:002013-02-27T19:02:30.291-08:00Riddled and shocked, the man had arrived.
A shiny ...Riddled and shocked, the man had arrived.<br />A shiny sharp dagger, stuck in his side.<br />He gave no thought to the pain;<br />As it all felt the same<br />His only concern was his pride.Timothyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02849473946327951990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081015990168029517.post-39604200952280225202013-02-27T19:00:19.255-08:002013-02-27T19:00:19.255-08:00There once was a guide of spirits.
With a mind so ...There once was a guide of spirits.<br />With a mind so warped you would fear it.<br />He'd bludgeon your cat<br />With a spiked bat<br />And he'd make sure you could hear it.GamutRunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08630899037397409701noreply@blogger.com