It is your Spirit Guide with some exciting news about God Mode.
cast a spell over the sorry souls at Old School Games that has compelled them
to create a little behind-the-scenes look at the daily mayhem of developing the
game. Now that the release is oh-so-soon, I encourage you to spend your
last few precious minutes in the real world checking it out.
and don't forget to submit your entry to the art contest below. And
if you hit one of the "share" buttons, I might spare you in Hades!
Hello, my blood thirsty little sociopaths! It is I, the
effervescent master of eloquence, your spirit guide!
I have a delightful treat for your grubby little sausage
fingers! The people at Atlus and Old School Games, have deemed one of you
plebeians to be worthy of receiving a piece of original God Mode concept
artwork, signed by all the twisted perverts on the development team!
"And how do we get it, oh great master of oratory?" I
hear you cry. Well, all you have to do, is write an original, charming little
limerick, and submit your entries here, in the comments section. The subject of the limerick...
me! What better subject I should say! Here's an example:
"There once was a handsome old ghoul,
Whose body made Spartan men drool!
He's tall and slender
With a sizeable member,
Now don't you think he's rather cool?"
Of course, I chose to give a fact based example there,
but we'll gladly welcome fictional works also.
So, wipe the snot off your keyboards and get typing those
limmerizzles right now! Woooo!
Contest open to entries until 11:59 pm PT this Monday, March 4th.
We are glad to announce the winners of the Ways to Die contest. Let me start by saying that some of you people are very sick indeed. Having perverted fantasies about the way people die is entirely abnormal. Of course, that was the task at hand and you exceeded our expectations.
Unfortunately we could only pick a couple of winners and we picked the ones that we thought fit best with our Spirit Guide's voice, timing and consistency with the other "ways to die" in the game. It doesn't even mean they were the best overall, they just fit the best.
We have learned, however that going to the community is a fantastic way to get contributions that are often better than we could manage ourselves and we are excited about doing this type of thing again soon!
Thanks from the Old Schoolers! The winning entries are listed below
“There you are
sitting in the office at 2 am on a Saturday crunching to finish that stupid
video game that you think will change the world!
You look at
your to-do list and then the schedule. Back and forth between the to-do list
and schedule. Suddenly something misfires in your brain.
begins to twitch, teeth begin to grind, and bowels violently evacuate.
A stroke at
age 29 – such a shame. You’ve wasted your life making video games!”
·Include your real name in the submission as well as an email where we
can contact you if you win. LEGAL BLAH BLAH Oh,
and there is likely going to be some legal gobbledygook on this somewhere on
this site, but we just to need to make the lawyers happy here – if you submit
it, we have the right to use or modify it as we see fit. Sorry
for stating the obvious. SUBMISSION Submit
your entries HERE, in the comments section below. The deadline for submissions is 11:59 pm PT
on January 11, 2013.
back often, as we may post some of your ingenious creations on the site. Either way, we'll announce the winner(s) here on this page on Tuesday, January 15th, so come back then!